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Thread: People with whom I have today shared a lift.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    1. Neymar. Smells nice.
    2. Clarence Seedorf. Instantly made me burst into tears. The kindest face in football history?
    Yes.
    I love it when Awimbers try to do name-dropping

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    1. Neil Morrissey. Not today. He was a bit of a prick.
    How did he smell?

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    How did he smell?
    Like he'd been behaving badly.
    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fùckers even more.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    Like he'd been behaving badly.
    My wife parked next to Simon Pegg in Stanstead Abbots the other week.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Zoe Ball smelled great. She was also much more attractive in person than on telly. I was quite smitten.
    Shane Warne - he'd come straight from nets. He did not smell great

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Shane Warne - he'd come straight from nets. He did not smell great
    Was this when he was still a proper fat bloke? Before he turned into a Thunderbird puppet and started slinging it up Elizabeth Hurley?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Was a great singles player.... pity Iran wouldn't let him play
    Most entertaining player certainly - not sure he was as talented as McEnroe who would have been a contemporary more or less, but as you say a great pity we never got the chance to see him at his peak

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Was this when he was still a proper fat bloke? Before he turned into a Thunderbird puppet and started slinging it up Elizabeth Hurley?
    2005 Ashes - so still fairly rotund

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    How did he smell?
    Richard Hammond and Nile Rodgers who sat either side of me on an aeroplane last week.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Richard Hammond and Nile Rodgers who sat either side of me on an aeroplane last week.
    We are doing lifts you stupid cock
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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