Fúcking hell.

[Sir C]

I'm delighted for you - and more importantly for your long-suffering wife.

Any side-effects from the roids yet? Are your testiculars shrinking? Are you growing bitch-tits?

I haven't noticed anything, other than restless leg syndrome whilst watching TV in the evening. My nipples keep itching, could that be connected?

[Sir C]

How many pillows are beneath your head during your slumber period ?
I have just the one but might upgrade to two to give my head a more inclined angle and thus aid the passageways at night
:Fash:

Two pillows under the head plus an additional one for cuddling. Yes, I said a cuddling pillow, what of it?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Admit it
You wear striped pyjamas too
I see you as a cross between the boy from The Snowman and Private Pike

[Sir C]

Admit it
You wear striped pyjamas too
I see you as a cross between the boy from The Snowman and Private Pike

I always take my jimjams off beofre getting into bed.

[Burney]

I haven't noticed anything, other than restless leg syndrome whilst watching TV in the evening. My nipples keep itching, could that be connected?

I reckon the nipples are a precursor to swelling and - eventually - the development of a nice pair of 36Bs.

[Sir C]

I reckon the nipples are a precursor to swelling and - eventually - the development of a nice pair of 36Bs.

Nice. No need to ever leave the house again.

[Burney]

Nice. No need to ever leave the house again.

Here's a question: would you shave your chest if you grew tits?

[Sir C]

Here's a question: would you shave your chest if you grew tits?

Now that really is a question and, if I'm honest, it's one that's making me feel slightly squeamish. Would you mind if we changed the subject?

[Burney]

Now that really is a question and, if I'm honest, it's one that's making me feel slightly squeamish. Would you mind if we changed the subject?

Never had you down as a transphobe. I am disappoint.

[Sir C]

Never had you down as a transphobe. I am disappoint.

Like fúck you didn't.