Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Well, among the incisive questions were:

Did you ever manage to work out how to do that zip up?

Have you found your w*nking has increased now you have more time on your hands?

Why do you think Arsenal have hired a Steve Coogan character as your replacement?
I'd like to think that Arsene is spending less time w*nking and more time with that 29 year old rapper slag since his *retirement*