Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
I thought those two ****sacks were sharing a flat with WES in the UAE.

Anyway, what did the dithering old french tit have to say for himself. Is he still a little píssy about getting the heave ho?
Well, among the incisive questions were:

Did you ever manage to work out how to do that zip up?

Have you found your w*nking has increased now you have more time on your hands?

Why do you think Arsenal have hired a Steve Coogan character as your replacement?