Do you suppose little M junior has been traumatised by his dad's insistence on

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I hope Monty junior behaved himself, and didn’t start shouting ‘shoooooot’ with the rest of the fans. Or, say something cretinous about Mesut Ozil. Can you imagine?

I imagine Monty would smile the warm smile of a proud indulgent father before calling him a cancer deserving little ****.