So, one of those standard industry dos last night.

[Sir C]

Was there fondant potato that was still raw in the middle? That to me is the essence of black-tie mass catering.

I only nibbled at the edge of my overdone fillet steak, so as to free up some calories for the wine.

[Monty92]

Yeah, everyone thinks it's a profound experience the first time. Sadly, the law of diminishing returns kicks in when you know what to expect.

No trip I ever had matched the wonder of the first one.

Interesting. I guess I'll find out one day. Might be a while till the missus signs off on another trip of that kind though

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "The comedian was an Irish chap who simply wasn't funny."



Was it Mrs Brown ?


Or Sinead O'Connor

[Burney]

I only nibbled at the edge of my overdone fillet steak, so as to free up some calories for the wine.

You going to the SMMT one on the 27th? That awful Canadian woman with too many teeth is the entertainment.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

We took 33g, which would be known in the trade as a "heroic" dose.

I got The Full Monty. Dissolution of the self, vivid hallucinations, a deep sense of being a part of nature, buried childhood memories, insights into relationships, and all sorts.

It was like 20 years of psychoanalysis in 8 hours. Although worryingly my grandma's inappropriate touching didn't feature once, which suggests I'm entirely comfortable and at peace with her molestation of me

never actually came in granny's mouth it wouldn't even count as incest.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Yeah, everyone thinks it's a profound experience the first time. Sadly, the law of diminishing returns kicks in when you know what to expect.

No trip I ever had matched the wonder of the first one.

33g must have been mushrooms?

A poor and inferior version of the old lysergic anyhoo.

[Burney]

33g must have been mushrooms?

A poor and inferior version of the old lysergic anyhoo.

I think he said it was mescaline.

[Sir C]

You going to the SMMT one on the 27th? That awful Canadian woman with too many teeth is the entertainment.

I’m not, no. I haven’t been to that one in years, actually. I hate all of them equally now I come to think of it.

[Sir C]

Sir C "The comedian was an Irish chap who simply wasn't funny."



Was it Mrs Brown ?


Or Sinead O'Connor

Andrew Ryan. Just not funny.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I think he said it was mescaline.

Monty? . . . . . . .