Now we are all aware of Pep's admiration for the hippocratic arts, but he has at least always had the good grace to keep the thing a matter of question by employing reasonably normal-sized human beings to be his lab rats.

Pochettino is just taking the piss. He's got lads the size of heavyweight boxers dashing around like sprinters, and doing it for 95 minutes with no apparent effort.

Something has to be done, it's an absolute joke now.