I'm going wild camping in the Lake District in January.

[Tony C]

I wonder which Awimber will last the longest in a survival situation imo

Like with nothing but a Swiss Army knife.

We should do this....the AWIMB Hunger Games....10 of you on an island and goooooo...

[WES]

I shall be taking my usual cottage, naturally. My camping excursion will last no more than 18 hours.

Is the food at the Drunken Duck still spectacularly mediocre?

You should try the bollito misto at the El****er Inn.

No, it was never mediocre, it was always good. Certainly not great and only occasionally very good, but never mediocre. You just ordered the wrong thing or, more likely, wouldn't know good food if it bit your skinny, Dutch arse.

And I have no intention of eating at an establishment that contain the word f*ck or p*nk in it. Ha!

[Sir C]

No, it was never mediocre, it was always good. Certainly not great and only occasionally very good, but never mediocre. You just ordered the wrong thing or, more likely, wouldn't know good food if it bit your skinny, Dutch arse.

And I have no intention of eating at an establishment that contain the word f*ck or p*nk in it. Ha!

You're not familiar with the bollito misto at the Eltermere Inn?

Moosefúcker.

[WES]

You're not familiar with the bollito misto at the Eltermere Inn?

Moosefúcker.

No, but as I will not return to LRK I have an open night so I shall consider it. Quite the eclectic menu they seem to have.

[Luis Anaconda]

I wonder which Awimber will last the longest in a survival situation imo

Like with nothing but a Swiss Army knife.

We should do this....the AWIMB Hunger Games....10 of you on an island and goooooo...

Does this island have an off-licence and wifi?

[IUFG]

Why doesn't he just admit he's going on a wánking holiday

be a bit of a Busman's imo