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Thread: I'm going wild camping in the Lake District in January.

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    I'm going wild camping in the Lake District in January.

    No tent, I'm not some sort of fag. No, a tarp and some paracord is all I need to rig up a basha.

    As long as it isn't cold or wet, I'll be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No tent, I'm not some sort of fag. No, a tarp and some paracord is all I need to rig up a basha.

    As long as it isn't cold or wet, I'll be fine.
    You do realise that statistics are somewhat against it being both cold and wet in January. In the Lake District... Don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    You do realise that statistics are somewhat against it being both cold and wet in January. In the Lake District... Don't you?
    I'll wear a coat.

    Why always with the negative waves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'll wear a coat.

    Why always with the negative waves?
    Well I wish you well on your expedition.

    There... Positivity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'll wear a coat.

    Why always with the negative waves?
    Good. As I shall be there in late December

    Nice n cosy in the Drunken Duck, next to the fire, with the locals and their dogs and large amounts of Barngates real ale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Good. As I shall be there in late December

    Nice n cosy in the Drunken Duck, next to the fire, with the locals and their dogs and large amounts of Barngates real ale.
    I shall be taking my usual cottage, naturally. My camping excursion will last no more than 18 hours.

    Is the food at the Drunken Duck still spectacularly mediocre?

    You should try the bollito misto at the El****er Inn.

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    We've been through all this before. You are planning nothing more than

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No tent, I'm not some sort of fag. No, a tarp and some paracord is all I need to rig up a basha.

    As long as it isn't cold or wet, I'll be fine.
    a temporary wánking den and after sating your revolting lusts you'll return to the comfort of your cottage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    a temporary wánking den and after sating your revolting lusts you'll return to the comfort of your cottage.
    And what's the problem with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    a temporary wánking den and after sating your revolting lusts you'll return to the comfort of your cottage.
    I have no interest in acts of self-pollution, h, for I am able to satisfy my basest, most repellent desires on your mum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    And what's the problem with that?
    Nothing la. Chap has to expunge the big lumpy bits or prostate problems arise. It's the dishonesty. Wild camping my arse. Why doesn't he just admit he's going on a wánking holiday

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