This must be some sort of record, Shirley? Even during the heatwave the temperature would fall to around 19c at night.
This must be some sort of record, Shirley? Even during the heatwave the temperature would fall to around 19c at night.
no, this is a recordOriginally Posted by Rich
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
That's not a record, this is a record!no, this is a record
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'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
It’s because of all the smug imo
#SouthPark
I keep feeling really hot and having to take my dressing gown off. Is it global warming? The menopause? Or have I just completely fvcked my body's thermostat with drink?
Go and wash yourself, you repulsive creature.
I'm currently in bed writing a feature about motors for electric vehicles. I worry that washing might interrupt my creative flow.
'Motors for electic vehicles are the work of faggots and Satanists'.
That should be your opening argument.
I couldn't be sure. What I can be sure of is that the stupidly warm weather will not prevent me from lighting the fire tonight. I did not buy a family home in Wimbledon with a large fire to be told that I must sit in the garden in October.
The log man came with a tonne (ton?) of logs last weekend. They will be gone by spring
I take it you illegally burn coal as well? You can't beat coal.I couldn't be sure. What I can be sure of is that the stupidly warm weather will not prevent me from lighting the fire tonight. I did not buy a family home in Wimbledon with a large fire to be told that I must sit in the garden in October.
The log man came with a tonne (ton?) of logs last weekend. They will be gone by spring
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