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    Tonight the temperature will not fall below 20c. Itís mid-October.

    This must be some sort of record, Shirley? Even during the heatwave the temperature would fall to around 19c at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    This must be some sort of record, Shirley?
    no, this is a record
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    It’s because of all the smug imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    This must be some sort of record, Shirley? Even during the heatwave the temperature would fall to around 19c at night.
    I keep feeling really hot and having to take my dressing gown off. Is it global warming? The menopause? Or have I just completely fvcked my body's thermostat with drink?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I keep feeling really hot and having to take my dressing gown off. Is it global warming? The menopause? Or have I just completely fvcked my body's thermostat with drink?
    Go and wash yourself, you repulsive creature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Go and wash yourself, you repulsive creature.
    I'm currently in bed writing a feature about motors for electric vehicles. I worry that washing might interrupt my creative flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm currently in bed writing a feature about motors for electric vehicles. I worry that washing might interrupt my creative flow.
    'Motors for electic vehicles are the work of faggots and Satanists'.

    That should be your opening argument.

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    I can picture Burney sitting up in bed : legs crossed, dressing gown on, quizzical look on his face
    Glass of Alka Seltzer fizzing by his side
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    I can picture Burney sitting up in bed : legs crossed, dressing gown on, quizzical look on his face
    Glass of Alka Seltzer fizzing by his side
    This is eerily accurate - right down to the crossed legs. Although I had the Alka Seltzer about two hours ago and only the foul, powdery dregs remain.

    Are you looking through my bedroom window, s?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I keep feeling really hot and having to take my dressing gown off. Is it global warming? The menopause? Or have I just completely fvcked my body's thermostat with drink?
    I couldn't be sure. What I can be sure of is that the stupidly warm weather will not prevent me from lighting the fire tonight. I did not buy a family home in Wimbledon with a large fire to be told that I must sit in the garden in October.

    The log man came with a tonne (ton?) of logs last weekend. They will be gone by spring

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