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Thread: So this time last week I'd got home in the early hours after drinking heavily in town

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Just red wine last night, but for some reason a little more than usual.



    I could smell it in my sweat while I was running this morning.

    This has to stop.
    I still haven't washed. My fetid stench sickens me, but so does the thought of being attacked by a powerful jet of water.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Red wine and whisky last night.......I've felt better
    At least it's Friday. Just had a send-off for a colleague going on maternity leave. No one else was drinking the prosecco so I stepped up. Seemed the polite thing to do

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Just red wine last night, but for some reason a little more than usual.



    I could smell it in my sweat while I was running this morning.

    This has to stop.
    *******s does it

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    That’s because you are a limp-wristed chutney ferret, h.
    Talking of which, I met that Reverend Richard Coles chap last night. Awfully nice chap. Very ugly, though.
    And did you vigorously sodomise him b? Why, I bet his a'hole was lubing like a pussy?

    You are right about me regarding drink. I am a notorious lightweight in my social circle. I have a friend who drinks pints on a 2 to 1 ratio if we go to the pub. TBF he is 6'6 and can down 14 pints and appear quite sober.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Just red wine last night, but for some reason a little more than usual.



    I could smell it in my sweat while I was running this morning.

    This has to stop.
    Stella and brandy for me, worked from home today.....

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by The Insider View Post
    Stella and brandy for me, worked from home today.....
    Top boy, not in the same glass shirley?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by The Insider View Post
    Stella and brandy for me, worked from home today.....
    Back in the day when I used to drink cognac and espressos after dinner, I used to regularly think I was going to die.

    I miss the good old days of cognac and espresso.

  8. #18
    wtf are you doing on Awimb at this time squire?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

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