Some cùnt on Twitter has just asserted that the bombings of Rotterdam and Dresden

[Sir C]

Perhaps you took the idea of european integration a touch too far. We agreed to start talking to the Germans again. I am not sure anyone advised going as far as marrying one.

I have witnessed breakfast in Germany. Bread. Lots of bread.

Also often a surprising amount of fish. I don't mind a little smoked salmon in my scrambled eggs, but your average Kraut is happy to go the full Captain Birdseye at fruhstuckzeit.

[Peter]

Also often a surprising amount of fish. I don't mind a little smoked salmon in my scrambled eggs, but your average Kraut is happy to go the full Captain Birdseye at fruhstuckzeit.

I recall cheeses. Rubbery, shiny cheeses.