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Thread: Ooh I say, I take it we’ve all seen this gem ?

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    Ooh I say, I take it we’ve all seen this gem ?


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    For his sake I hope it was a very miniature horse.

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    He has a very organised filing system, I'll give him that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    For his sake I hope it was a very miniature horse.
    Indeed, but was it both at the same time ? Some fine rhythmic co-ordination discipline involved there .. There’s also a possibility that he was balancing on some kind of milking stall to gain addition height...?
    I should add, I know nothing about these things..

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    He has a very organised filing system, I'll give him that.
    After the horse revelation, I felt the writer's use of the term 'receiving a tip' was a bit on the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    Indeed, but was it both at the same time ? Some fine rhythmic co-ordination discipline involved there .. There’s also a possibility that he was balancing on fine kind of milking stall to gain addition height...?
    I should add, I know nothing about these things..
    If he could do that, never mind gaol, he should be in the fvcking circus!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    If he could do that, never mind gaol, he should be in the fvcking circus!
    On reading it again, it appears the cow provided the hors d’ouvres and the young pony, the follow up act.
    Although where this lunatic summoned the energy to require further penetration, having already tipped his concrete into the bovine is way beyond me..

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    He looks like James Taylor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He looks like James Taylor
    Shower the livestock ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    On reading it again, it appears the cow provided the hors d’ouvres and the young pony, the follow up act.
    Although where this lunatic summoned the energy to require further penetration, having already tipped his concrete into the bovine is way beyond me..
    I can't imagine there's a lot of friction fvcking a cow. Unless you're hung like John Holmes, it's not touching the sides, is it?

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