Decent article from the Tele on why everything is so much better under Unai

[Burney]

I peer mournfully at my shrivelled, flaccid member, like a dessicated prawn hanging dead from a fence, and remember...

How did the prawn get on the fence?

[Sir C]

But in that scenario I could presumably still go and live with my dad (what with him living alone in an 8-bedroom detached house n'all) if I so wished.

Your dad lives alone in an 8 bedroom detached house?

You might want to be a bit nicer to him. And ndver, ever admit that you wanted to fúck his mum.

[Burney]

Your dad lives alone in an 8 bedroom detached house?

You might want to be a bit nicer to him. And ndver, ever admit that you wanted to fúck his mum.

He's not really still in Totteridge on his tod is he? It really is a very unremarkable place - even for Hertfordshire.

[Sir C]

How did the prawn get on the fence?

It was dropped by a passing gull, tern or, perhaps, guillemot who, having caught, boiled and peeled the prawn, became careless and allowed it to slip from its grasp as it flew home to enjoy a fruits de mer in the comfort of its nest.

[Sir C]

Fúck knows, but I wouldn't recommend googling it at work.

I'm not really a fan of anal. It makes my haemorrhoids bleed.

[Monty92]

He's not really still in Totteridge on his tod is he? It really is a very unremarkable place - even for Hertfordshire.

The Orange Tree is a nice summer pub

[Burney]

The Orange Tree is a nice summer pub

You think AW goes to the pub?

Gilberto used to go the pub in St Alban's and play his mandolin. Good old Gilberto (although I've a nasty feeling I read that he's a bit of a commie these days).

[Peter]

And this one's not a vegan.

Aside from the previous wife dying (and I really dont see why this is necessary) its a genuine thumps up from me.

Not fussed re the whole vegan thing. It has its upsides. One doesnt need to worry about putting on weight as there. Is **** all worth eating.

I havent felt this healthy in years.

[Monty92]

You think AW goes to the pub?

Gilberto used to go the pub in St Alban's and play his mandolin. Good old Gilberto (although I've a nasty feeling I read that he's a bit of a commie these days).

Doesn't being a commie mean he'll almost certainly be put in prison or summarily shot if he returns to Brazil under this new chap?

[Burney]

It was dropped by a passing gull, tern or, perhaps, guillemot who, having caught, boiled and peeled the prawn, became careless and allowed it to slip from its grasp as it flew home to enjoy a fruits de mer in the comfort of its nest.

It's ages since I had a good fruits de mer. The best I ever had was in a restaurant above a fish market in Etaples. Piled high, it was. Lobster, crab, prawns, oysters, mussels, winkles and the snottiest of bulots to chew your way through. As good a meal as I've ever had, I'd say.