Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I always quite liked it. I liked the way the food always looked absolutely fvcking awful.
I can watch and almost enjoy most food programs on television as you sit and watch a lovely dish be created in front of you while nodding sagely and telling yourself, and indeed anyone else in the room, that yes you could nail that quite easily.

Even better if you are sat there enjoying your evening meal of a massive bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes adorned with sliced banana at the time. Cook that you ****.


Unfortunately television food programmes are invariably ruined by either the presenters, the chefs or the competitors who are normally wánkers to a man, apart from Rick Stein.

From memory RSC had that buffoon Ainsley Harriot plus Worrall Thompson, Paul Rankin and Aldo Zilli. Now, defend that if you can.