Christ's sake, we've got a game tonight!

[Sir C]

It's on the telly early, I've no idea why.

Will we play a league cup side?

Shall I do my bets?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It's on the telly early, I've no idea why.

Will we play a league cup side?

Shall I do my bets?

So this gambling malarkey c. One simply hands a modest sum of money over to a bookmaker is it? And he hands back a larger sum.

Sounds like a good plan to me. Have you encountered any negative aspects to this apparent golden goose activity?

[Sir C]

So this gambling malarkey c. One simply hands a modest sum of money over to a bookmaker is it? And he hands back a larger sum.

Sounds like a good plan to me. Have you encountered any negative aspects to this apparent golden goose activity?

Gracious me no. I commenced with my master plan on Wednesday last, since which auspicious day I have stripped the bookmaking fraternity of a total of £148! Such a sum is not to be sniffed at, rather like your mum's suppurating crotchpiece.

[Tony C]

Provided he starts...ESR @ 3/1 to score anytime could be good.

He’s had his debut, nerves should be gone so hopefully he can get a couple decent chances. He had one really good chance very early on the other night but just rushed it.

iWobi @ 11/4 also looks good but he seems to be more about hard work and graft this season so don’t know how many chances he might get.

...

Some of the names in this Europa league though...F91 Dudelange..sounds like the Aldi version of a fighter plane, pretty sure MOL Vidi was a Star Wars character...one of them bears imo. Even Qarabag played a side call FC Sheriff whose logo is a cartoon sheriff’s badge...no jokes...look it up.

[Sir C]

Provided he starts...ESR @ 3/1 to score anytime could be good.

He’s had his debut, nerves should be gone so hopefully he can get a couple decent chances. He had one really good chance very early on the other night but just rushed it.

iWobi @ 11/4 also looks good but he seems to be more about hard work and graft this season so don’t know how many chances he might get.

...

Some of the names in this Europa league though...F91 Dudelange..sounds like the Aldi version of a fighter plane, pretty sure MOL Vidi was a Star Wars character...one of them bears imo. Even Qarabag played a side call FC Sheriff whose logo is a cartoon sheriff’s badge...no jokes...look it up.

Who on earth is ESR, t?

[Luis Anaconda]

Who on earth is ESR, t?

Tomas Rosicky

[Sir C]

Tomas Rosicky

I miss Tomas Rosicky

And Santi. And Cesc. And Nasri. And Hleb. And Denilson.

Back when we were a real team, la.

[IUFG]

I miss Tomas Rosicky

And Santi. And Cesc. And Nasri. And Hleb. And Denilson.

Back when we were a real team, la.

what a bleedin' WUM

[Luis Anaconda]

I miss Tomas Rosicky

And Santi. And Cesc. And Nasri. And Hleb. And Denilson.

Back when we were a real team, la.

I still miss Paul Davis and Rocky and Merse and Alan Smith and Brian Marwood, and being 18

[WES]

I miss Tomas Rosicky

And Santi. And Cesc. And Nasri. And Hleb. And Denilson.

Back when we were a real team, la.

Yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no. And by real team you must mean cute, pretty football that ultimately failed. Coz that's what those teams did.

And no c*nt can seriously miss Denilson.