Christ's sake, we've got a game tonight!

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It's on the telly early, I've no idea why.

Will we play a league cup side?

Shall I do my bets?

So this gambling malarkey c. One simply hands a modest sum of money over to a bookmaker is it? And he hands back a larger sum.

Sounds like a good plan to me. Have you encountered any negative aspects to this apparent golden goose activity?

[Sir C]

So this gambling malarkey c. One simply hands a modest sum of money over to a bookmaker is it? And he hands back a larger sum.

Sounds like a good plan to me. Have you encountered any negative aspects to this apparent golden goose activity?

Gracious me no. I commenced with my master plan on Wednesday last, since which auspicious day I have stripped the bookmaking fraternity of a total of £148! Such a sum is not to be sniffed at, rather like your mum's suppurating crotchpiece.