In my experience, the best twitter fights are between two awful, semi-famous people.

[Burney]

This was a classic of the genre. A pair of complete pricks.

https://twitter.com/glintingframe/st...57651401486338

[IUFG]

This was a classic of the genre. A pair of complete pricks.

https://twitter.com/glintingframe/st...57651401486338

I saw that

The 'your dead dad would be ashamed' stuff was particularly inflammatory

[Sir C]

This was a classic of the genre. A pair of complete pricks.

https://twitter.com/glintingframe/st...57651401486338

Poor Giles. He does have anger management issues.

[Burney]

Poor Giles. He does have anger management issues.

I think he ought to put twitter down when he's pìssed - which seems to be quite a lot NTTAWWI

He does also have a tendency to threaten to rape and kill people. Although the punchline to this one did make me laugh a lot, tbf.

https://twitter.com/demarionunn/stat...09552873295878

[Burney]

I saw that

The 'your dead dad would be ashamed' stuff was particularly inflammatory

I sympathise with him there. People never stop wheeling out his dead dad as a stick to beat him with, which is pretty grotesque. People do the same with Peter Hitchens with his brother and it's equally wrong - after all, as if there aren't enough perfectly valid ways to slag off Peter Hitchens without referencing his dead brother.

[Sir C]

I think he ought to put twitter down when he's pìssed - which seems to be quite a lot NTTAWWI

He does also have a tendency to threaten to rape and kill people. Although the punchline to this one did make me laugh a lot, tbf.

https://twitter.com/demarionunn/stat...09552873295878

The internet is shít, isn't it?

[Burney]

The internet is shít, isn't it?

Viewed in toto, yes. Absolutely.

Isolated things on it can make one laugh, but cumulatively, it is a net loss for mankind.

Who'd have thought that being exposed to the thoughts and ideas of more human beings than ever before possible would make us hate each other even more than we did already?

Misanthropes, that's who. We were right all along. Geddin!

[Luis Anaconda]

I sympathise with him there. People never stop wheeling out his dead dad as a stick to beat him with, which is pretty grotesque. People do the same with Peter Hitchens with his brother and it's equally wrong - after all, as if there aren't enough perfectly valid ways to slag off Peter Hitchens without referencing his dead brother.

Biggest fan. The absolute arse

[Burney]

Biggest fan. The absolute arse

On the other hand, mocking Frank Lampard's mum-bothering celebrations whenever one of his shots had cannoned in of several people's arses was perfectly acceptable.

I don't make the rules.

[Luis Anaconda]

On the other hand, mocking Frank Lampard's mum-bothering celebrations whenever one of his shots had cannoned in of several people's arses was perfectly acceptable.

I don't make the rules.

That’s football, b - that’s different