Well that was a more expensive night than I’d bargained for.

[WES]

Why would you **** around with a pint of Guinness?

Its the work of ****s.

And why would you order oysters when there are more interesting, flavourful options?

Oysters very much fall into the 'food people claim to enjoy because they think they should rather than they actually do' category. Ultimately, it's fishy snot with a little bit of extras that make it vaguely enjoyable.

I'd take the duck rillettes every time over that nonsense.

[IUFG]

Oysters very much fall into the 'food people claim to enjoy because they think they should rather than they actually do' category. Ultimately, it's fishy snot with a little bit of extras that make it vaguely enjoyable.

"like licking phlegm off a tortoise" as (I think) Frank Skinner once said

[Peter]

Quite.

and any restaurant that adds a mandatory 12.5% service charge can **** right off.

I'll tip based on the quality of the service, thank you kindly.

I'm happier with a pint of Guinness and a pie in a boozer. Restaurants in general can **** right off imo.

I like a pint and a bit of a conversation.

[PSRB]

Only ordering three oysters makes me sad. The little chaps must have been lonely.

at least 6, always