Look, you ordered 3 oysters. You drank one bottle of claret. And you've moaned about how expensive it was.
You are a tight ****: such is the only conclusion which can be drawn given the evidence to hand. Whether that is a result of your being a Red Sea pedestrian at heart, we know not and would shy away from making any such suggestion, lest such a comment be taken as tacit approval for the Corbynite regime.