Why society is fùcked #36,846

[Burney]

I see there is another 'teacher having sex with pupil' story. Seems like a popular pastime nowadays.

Who are all these attractive grown women who want to have sex with 15 year-old boys? When did that become a thing - outside our feverish fantasies, I mean?

[Burney]

Chicks too. Thinking they're men. There must be some of them.

Mental cases to a man. Woman. Whichever.

Yeah. How are Jack Monroe's tits these days, btw? I've stopped giving her attention.

[Burney]

Sure, I reckon the end game is a significant lowering of the age of consent.

Interestingly, r, that's only the second-creepiest thing written on here today.

[IUFG]

Who are all these attractive grown women who want to have sex with 15 year-old boys? When did that become a thing - outside our feverish fantasies, I mean?

Well, I don't know.

It didn't happen at my school, which was a council estate comprehensive.
I'm surprised a pupil didn't attempt to rape any of the teachers there, given the feral nature of most of the kids.

[Sir C]

Yeah. How are Jack Monroe's tits these days, btw? I've stopped giving her attention.

Me too. I wonder if she's still revolted by the way she smells because of all the testosterone?

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Burney "Interestingly, r, that's only the second-creepiest thing written on here today."

Paper things with scribbles in them!

[Burney]

Well, I don't know.

It didn't happen at my school, which was a council estate comprehensive.
I'm surprised a pupil didn't attempt to rape any of the teachers there, given the feral nature of most of the kids.

I only knew one chap at school who was seduced by an older lady while underage. It was his next door neighbour and, without wishing to be ungallant, she was a ferocious biffer. Still, he was getting his hole and we weren't, so we weren't really in a position to take the pìss.

His mum found out and kicked up a right old fuss. I don't think the authorities got involved, though.

[Burney]

Me too. I wonder if she's still revolted by the way she smells because of all the testosterone?

I'm pretty revolted thinking about the way she smells now. No-one wants to encounter a testosteroney fanny imo.

[Peter]

I only knew one chap at school who was seduced by an older lady while underage. It was his next door neighbour and, without wishing to be ungallant, she was a ferocious biffer. Still, he was getting his hole and we weren't, so we weren't really in a position to take the pìss.

His mum found out and kicked up a right old fuss. I don't think the authorities got involved, though.

You see, Chas and Dave could have written an entire song about that. Alas, there is nobody to pick up the baton.

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