I've had a tradesman in my house putting in a new bathroom for two weeks now.

[IUFG]

They need locking up.

far too fúcking lenient on them, imo

[Viva Prat Vegas]

To summarise, Burney's much more grounded in reality whereas Sir C's away with the fairies
As am I (It's a coping mechanism)

[Burney]

Yes. You know how when you're arrested you have the right to remain silent in case you make matters worse?

Well. That.

Call no man happy 'til he's dead, as Solon wisely put it.

[Sir C]

This has been another cause of major expenditure lately. The arseholes who lived there before covered everything in woodchip. I feared this might be because the walls were iffy, but no. The walls were fine. These cùnts just liked woodchip if you can fùcking believe it. They need locking up.

At least it wasn't artex.

Imagine if it had been artex

[Peter]

Oh, I reserve the right to condemn human activities as pointless, but I don't think that has anything to do with not having a sense of fun. It merely speaks of a sense of perspective.

I suffer the same accusations, b. Just because we are not shiny, happy people it doesnt mean we dont know how to enjoy ourselves.

I do shy away from using the word fun though. It seems incredibly childish and is used by the sort of people I dont really like very much

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Good point b

How often does Sir C yearn for the afterlife ?
"I wish I was dead"

[Burney]

At least it wasn't artex.

Imagine if it had been artex

Oh, people who apply Artex should simply be dragged into the street and shot in the back of the neck.

[Sir C]

To summarise, Burney's much more grounded in reality whereas Sir C's away with the fairies
As am I (It's a coping mechanism)

Does 'grounded in reality' mean 'fúcking miserablist'? Because that would be harsh.

A little harsh.

[Burney]

Good point b

How often does Sir C yearn for the afterlife ?
"I wish I was dead"

I'm not sure whether he believes in an afterlife. Sometimes he believes in reincarnation, but I don't think he's ever suggested there's an afterlife.

[Sir C]

I'm not sure whether he believes in an afterlife. Sometimes he believes in reincarnation, but I don't think he's ever suggested there's an afterlife.

I certainly hope there is no afterlife. I seek only the sweet peace of eternal oblivion.