No love for Chas Hodges on here, as I would expect. For anyone remotely interested

[Peter]

Yes. When he completed his transcendentally beautiful Clarinet Concerto in A Major, I'll just bet Wolfgang was really wishing he could hammer away at an out-of-tune piano while singing about whelks instead.

Write what you know.....

I didnt realise I was among a ****ing Mozart fan club.

I'll give you something you will like...he was a passionate Brexiteer.

[Peter]

It's true I live in SG12 - but that is still half an hour away from Stevenage.

I've stopped asking people about football. The place is full of 'Them'.

You know, as long as you dont talk about football 'they' can sometimes be ok.

[Peter]

God gave him talent sufficient to play with great musicians, and he expressed that talent by writing Ossie's Dream?

He's basically gobbed in God's eye there, Clive.

They were to London what the Dubliners were to Ireland.

I suppose you are going to **** on The Dubliners now as well, arent you.

[Burney]

They were to London what the Dubliners were to Ireland.

I suppose you are going to **** on The Dubliners now as well, arent you.

I’ll never forgive that slag Springsteen for what he did to Mrs McGrath.

[Sir C]

I’ll never forgive that slag Springsteen for what he did to Mrs McGrath.

Removing the iddly-diddly village idiot quality, you mean?

I can see how that would offend you.

[Burney]

You know, as long as you dont talk about football 'they' can sometimes be ok.

Yes, but that’s even more disturbing in its own way. I hate to think of them as human.

[Burney]

Removing the iddly-diddly village idiot quality, you mean?

I can see how that would offend you.

The big-chinned cùnt pronounced the ‘th’ in ‘McGrath’ for one thing.

[Peter]

Removing the iddly-diddly village idiot quality, you mean?

I can see how that would offend you.

Did he remove it? Not entirely...... it is far from the highlight of that album....

[Peter]

The big-chinned cùnt pronounced the ‘th’ in ‘McGrath’ for one thing.

Calm yourself there.....

There is a line and you are dangerously close to it here...

[Peter]

Yes, but that’s even more disturbing in its own way. I hate to think of them as human.

You know as well as anyone that humans are capable of doing appalling things. In the grand scheme, thereareworsethings than supporting Spurs.

Being a member of the Liberal Democrats, for example......