We could quite conceivably lose this test

[PSRB]

wtf is going on?

[Luis Anaconda]

wtf is going on?

Track was always a bit of a road so if the sun is out and they're chancing their arm runs are to be had. New ball after tea - different game

[Burney]

Track was always a bit of a road so if the sun is out and they're chancing their arm runs are to be had. New ball after tea - different game

Also, literally everyone seems to have stopped giving a shìt.

[Rich]

Also, literally everyone seems to have stopped giving a shìt.

time to see if Root can bowl some chinamans. New Indian batsmen to the crease to play a shot drawn from the umpire's hat for their first ball.

[PSRB]

time to see if Root can bowl some chinamans. New Indian batsmen to the crease to play a shot drawn from the umpire's hat for their first ball.

I want Cook to bowl, doing his Bob Willis impression

[Burney]

time to see if Root can bowl some chinamans. New Indian batsmen to the crease to play a shot drawn from the umpire's hat for their first ball.

Should reverse the order and play a beer match imo.

Also, the plural of chinaman is chinamen, surely?

I was once bowled by an actual Chinaman. Disappointingly, he wasn't bowling Chinamen, though.

[Rich]

Should reverse the order and play a beer match imo.

Also, the plural of chinaman is chinamen, surely?

I was once bowled by an actual Chinaman. Disappointingly, he wasn't bowling Chinamen, though.

I didn't consider that and realised that I'd never had to pluralise (??) chinaman in a cricketing sense.

Why were you facing a Chinaman?

[Luis Anaconda]

Also, literally everyone seems to have stopped giving a shìt.

Pretty much - after the Lord's Mayor Show yesterday

[Luis Anaconda]

Pretty much - after the Lord's Mayor Show yesterday

Also the bill for Sir Mick is piling up

[Tony C]

Started to nip into IPL territory there...thankfully the partnership was broken.

Don’t really feel sorry for India...they pretty much did the same to us last time we were in India...seem to recall our boys being beaten and defeated yet Kohli decided to blitz a double century to wrack up 700+ runs.

Brutal....