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Thread: We could quite conceivably lose this test

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    We could quite conceivably lose this test

    wtf is going on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    wtf is going on?
    Track was always a bit of a road so if the sun is out and they're chancing their arm runs are to be had. New ball after tea - different game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Track was always a bit of a road so if the sun is out and they're chancing their arm runs are to be had. New ball after tea - different game
    Also, literally everyone seems to have stopped giving a shìt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Also, literally everyone seems to have stopped giving a shìt.
    time to see if Root can bowl some chinamans. New Indian batsmen to the crease to play a shot drawn from the umpire's hat for their first ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    time to see if Root can bowl some chinamans. New Indian batsmen to the crease to play a shot drawn from the umpire's hat for their first ball.
    I want Cook to bowl, doing his Bob Willis impression

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    time to see if Root can bowl some chinamans. New Indian batsmen to the crease to play a shot drawn from the umpire's hat for their first ball.
    Should reverse the order and play a beer match imo.

    Also, the plural of chinaman is chinamen, surely?

    I was once bowled by an actual Chinaman. Disappointingly, he wasn't bowling Chinamen, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Should reverse the order and play a beer match imo.

    Also, the plural of chinaman is chinamen, surely?

    I was once bowled by an actual Chinaman. Disappointingly, he wasn't bowling Chinamen, though.
    I didn't consider that and realised that I'd never had to pluralise (??) chinaman in a cricketing sense.

    Why were you facing a Chinaman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Also, literally everyone seems to have stopped giving a shìt.
    Pretty much - after the Lord's Mayor Show yesterday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Pretty much - after the Lord's Mayor Show yesterday
    Also the bill for Sir Mick is piling up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    I didn't consider that and realised that I'd never had to pluralise (??) chinaman in a cricketing sense.

    Why were you facing a Chinaman?
    He was in the opposition team. He had an Australian accent, but he was deffo a Chinaman. Slitty eyes and everything. Bowled seam-up and we were miles behind the rate, so I tried to slog him, missed and got bowled.

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