So this Cranberries woman got hammered on minibar booze and then passed out in the

[Sir C]

It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.

Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.

I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.

My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i

NTTAWWI, naturally.

[IUFG]

Although she never actually paid the bill, did she?

rather an extreme method of dodging the bar bill, mind.

[Burney]

It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.

Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.

I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.

The fact that you felt the need to tell us you didn't enjoy it has now raised the suspicion in all our minds that you definitely did.

[IUFG]

My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i

NTTAWWI, naturally.

There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc

[IUFG]

The fact that you felt the need to tell us you didn't enjoy it has now raised the suspicion in all our minds that you definitely did.

It was a pre-emptive strike, b.
I knew I couldn't win whatever I did or didn't say

[Sir C]

There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc

I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures?

[Burney]

My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i

NTTAWWI, naturally.

Here's your answer.

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[Burney]

There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc

Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i?

[IUFG]

Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i?

Like a cigar cutter, b

[IUFG]

I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures?

Nowhere cheap mind, sc