Reply With QuoteNatural selection’s a bitch, innit.Originally Posted by PSRB
In Manchester they just fall in canals, something like 42 deaths in 3 yearsI thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once.
Natural selection’s a bitch, innit.
So drunk she was basically a Zombie...
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I fell asleep in the bath once. Was doing the old classic of a steaming hot bath and half a bottle of Scotch to get shot of an evil cold.bath and drowned.
I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.
Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird.
Woke up at 2am in some very cold waterThe cold was overtaken by a hangover the next day. Oh and I didn't drown
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
What's in your head? What's in your heeeeee-ad? Water, water, water, water?
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