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    So this Cranberries woman got hammered on minibar booze and then passed out in the

    bath and drowned.

    I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.

    Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    bath and drowned.

    I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.

    Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird.
    What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you pissed enough to drown in the bath?
    Last edited by Sir C; 09-06-2018 at 01:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you that pissed enough to drown in the bath?
    She may have "pre-loaded" with a 3L bottle of White Lightning down the park first.
    You know what these Irishers are like.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    She may have "pre-loaded" with a 3L bottle of White Lightning down the park first.
    You know what these Irishers are like.
    Now I think we may be approaching the truth of it, i.

    Cause of death: Irishness

    God, they were a dreary band, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you that pissed enough to drown in the bath?
    I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once.
    Still, if she could afford to drain the minibar at least we know she had a properly rewarding career. So there's that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Still, if she could afford to drain the minibar at least we know she had a properly rewarding career. So there's that.
    Although she never actually paid the bill, did she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Although she never actually paid the bill, did she?
    rather an extreme method of dodging the bar bill, mind.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once.
    In Manchester they just fall in canals, something like 42 deaths in 3 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    In Manchester they just fall in canals, something like 42 deaths in 3 years
    Natural selection’s a bitch, innit.

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