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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Oh, I'm going to die then.
    Do you have bad breath?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I have looked it up and the answer - as ever - is maybe.

    https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-...s/syc-20372028
    Had it 4 or 5 days now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Do you have bad breath?
    No more than anyone who smokes but not that anyone has mentioned

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Had it 4 or 5 days now
    If itís painful then itís highly unlikely to be cancer tbf. If youíre worried then donít arse about with GPís. The Dentist is by far your best route for anything neck and mouth related. If he doesnít like the look of it, heíll refer you.
    Thatís the time to start sh*ting yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    No more than anyone who smokes but not that anyone has mentioned
    Go and see your Doctor, psrb.

    I've seen mine this week for the results of my MOT and poke up the arse.

    The amount of times the doc said "well at your age..."

    In short, I'm getting old and knackered.
    ďOther clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Go and see your Doctor, psrb.

    I've seen mine this week for the results of my MOT and poke up the arse.

    The amount of times the doc said "well at your age..."

    In short, I'm getting old and knackered.
    Did he do it with his hands on your shoulders?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Did he do it with his hands on your shoulders?
    No. But he did say "brace yourself" or very similar
    ďOther clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.Ē

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Had it 4 or 5 days now
    Have you tried drinking whisky, p?

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    No. But he did say "brace yourself" or very similar
    It's when they hand you a tissue to clean up all the lubricant they've left up there that's worst. Having just been anally penetrated, you're then expected to wipe your arse in front of your penetrator.

    My feeling is that they ought to do it. 'You put it there, you clean it up, mate.'

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Have a very slight discomfort swallowing, not painful just a minor irritant

    Do I have throat cancer?
    Oh it's definitely cancer mate. If you're lucky you'll soon only be able to speak through some ghastly contraption that is a small metallic hole in your throat that makes a rather scary dalek like buzzing sound where your real voice once was.

    Could be worse mate. You could have bowel cancer and a colostomy bag.

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