Medical opinion please

[PSRB]

Have you tried drinking whisky, p?

Will it help?

[Luis Anaconda]

Will it help?

Can't hurt, can it. A good single malt, obviously

[Burney]

Oh it's definitely cancer mate. If you're lucky you'll soon only be able to speak through some ghastly contraption that is a small metallic hole in your throat that makes a rather scary dalek like buzzing sound where your real voice once was.

Could be worse mate. You could have bowel cancer and a colostomy bag.

I feel that this chap has carried off his throat tumour rather elegantly. It looks like a sort of meaty cravat.

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[Pokster]

It's when they hand you a tissue to clean up all the lubricant they've left up there that's worst. Having just been anally penetrated, you're then expected to wipe your arse in front of your penetrator.

My feeling is that they ought to do it. 'You put it there, you clean it up, mate.'

that is what your mum says

[PSRB]

Do you have bad breath?

It's okay, went outside and had a large hack and seems to have cleared itself........just now have an annoying cough instead

[Burney]

It's okay, went outside and had a large hack and seems to have cleared itself........just now have an annoying cough instead

Did anything come up? Was it the mother of all flobs?

[PSRB]

Did anything come up? Was it the mother of all flobs?

Yes, all rather unpleasant

[IUFG]

Did anything come up? Was it the mother of all flobs?

A Docker's Omelette?

[Burney]

Yes, all rather unpleasant

Ah, well. Better an empty house than a bad lodger, as my granny used to say.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I feel that this chap has carried off his throat tumour rather elegantly. It looks like a sort of meaty cravat.

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I bet he struggles to pull a bird even with that magnificent 'tache!