He's a ****ing characateur (spelling?) is our Boris. Right scruffy-haired, nonsense-spewing, oxbridge wurzel-gummidge image cnuthole. Live outside Blighty for a while, and he's precisely why you don't move back. That and Amazon delivering real beans and proper bacon. What a prick! Laughing stock ******** that somehow got taken seriously in a modern age of reality TV ****housery. Phew!