Booked the family in for a last minute weekend break in Kent this weekend at what I

[Sir C]

They're proper nice, but they're populated by decent Englishmen so I don't think jews are allowed.

Can I just say to anyone of the jewish faith reading this, that I'm only joshing and enjoying epic bantz with monty, and that I will not tolerate anti-semitism in any form and have never shared a platform with Hamas, Hezbollah or a Labour voter.

Apologies for any distress my joke may have caused.

[Luis Anaconda]

They're proper nice, but they're populated by decent Englishmen so I don't think jews are allowed.

Corbyn supporters you mean?

[Sir C]

Corbyn supporters you mean?

Actually they're all UKippers down there, aren't they? Probably plenty of retired jews too.

I wish I'd never mentioned jews now

[Burney]

Can I just say to anyone of the jewish faith reading this, that I'm only joshing and enjoying epic bantz with monty, and that I will not tolerate anti-semitism in any form and have never shared a platform with Hamas, Hezbollah or a Labour voter.

Apologies for any distress my joke may have caused.

Hang on. Didn’t you join the Labour Party in order to vote for Corbyn? And now you’re making anti-Semitic remarks on the internet?

Guilty

[Luis Anaconda]

Actually they're all UKippers down there, aren't they? Probably plenty of retired jews too.

I wish I'd never mentioned jews now

No good ever comes of it - look at what happened to poor Ken Livingstone

[Sir C]

Hang on. Didn’t you join the Labour Party in order to vote for Corbyn? And now you’re making anti-Semitic remarks on the internet?

Guilty

Mind you, I've joined the Tory party to vote for JRM now. I'm proper manipulating British politics these days.

[Sir C]

No good ever comes of it - look at what happened to poor Ken Livingstone

I expect Ken likes to visit Munich. "You know who else used to drink in this Bierkeller..."

[barrybueno]

DISCO?

get in.

Only 4 hours to eat, get pissed and pilled up. Sounds like a mad rush to me...

[Burney]

Mind you, I've joined the Tory party to vote for JRM now. I'm proper manipulating British politics these days.

I've joined the Conservatives, too. To vote for the candidate most likely to annoy the socialists currently masquerading as Tories. Rees-Mogg would be ideal, obvs. but I'll take Boris at a pinch.

[Sir C]

I've joined the Conservatives, too. To vote for the candidate most likely to annoy the socialists currently masquerading as Tories. Rees-Mogg would be ideal, obvs. but I'll take Boris at a pinch.

Exactly my thinking. We are the Momentum of Conservatism.