I've gone bandy. I have lost interest in most things.

[Pat Vegas]

I just go to work and go home sit about then go to bed then do the same.

I don't even have anything to say.

[Ash]

Is there room for your wife?

[Sir C]

I just go to work and go home sit about then go to bed then do the same.

I don't even have anything to say.

Right. What else do you think other people do? A little light brain surgery in the evening? A bit of base-jumping at the weekend?

I used to live a life extraordinary. It's overrated.

[barrybueno]

I just go to work and go home sit about then go to bed then do the same.

I don't even have anything to say.

I've been like that since I was about 37, with a few trips to the pub thrown in like...

[Luis Anaconda]

I just go to work and go home sit about then go to bed then do the same.

I don't even have anything to say.

We live in interesting times, p. Best to stay out of the way

[Burney]

I just go to work and go home sit about then go to bed then do the same.

I don't even have anything to say.

Find joy in small things, f.

[Sir C]

Find joy in small things, f.

You spend hours in your shed finding joy in your small thing, don't you b?

[Burney]

You spend hours in your shed finding joy in your small thing, don't you b?

I’m here trying to help f with his existential crisis and all you can do is make wànking jokes.

[Sir C]

I’m here trying to help f with his existential crisis and all you can do is make wànking jokes.

Perhaps his problem is a build up of excessive precious bodily fluids. Perhaps if he joined you for an afternoon of enthusiastic onanism he would feel better.

I'm just the ideas guy round here.

[Ash]

Perhaps his problem is a build up of excessive precious bodily fluids.

I think the fluoride might have got to him. And the organic food. Not to mention the chem-trails and 5G towers.