My treadmill died at 07:00 this morning. RIP treadmill.

[Sir C]

The new one is on a van and on its way. I can track the van on a map! He's just passing Tatsfield!

Hmm, he's on delivery no. 1, and I'm no. 13. He's expected to reach me at 12:20.

No chance.What a bunch of lyors

[SWv2]

Balls, I thought, that'll be 2 grand and a fortnight without the requisite apparatus.

Checking the website of the shop wherein the machine was originally purchased, to my delight I found a similar model reduced in price by 50%, available for delivery tomorrow. By 07:10 I had ordered and paid for the thing and within moments had confirmation of delivery tomorrow.

The internet / rampant consumerism is a wonderful thing.

Is there a specific reason why you don't just run around outside?

Do you not live in the countryside as such??

[IUFG]

Hmm, he's on delivery no. 1, and I'm no. 13. He's expected to reach me at 12:20.

No chance.What a bunch of lyors

Ive got a new fridge freezer coming from John Lewis. Free next day delivery apparently.

It is arriving next fúcking Thursday.

They are all ****s. Even John Lewis nowadays, it seems.

sad seens.

[Sir C]

Is there a specific reason why you don't just run around outside?

Do you not live in the countryside as such??

Yes, but my poor old knees, stripped of cartilage as they are, do not respond well to running on pavement. The bit of padding on a treadmill allows me to exercise. Hurrah for treadmills!

[Sir C]

Ive got a new fridge freezer coming from John Lewis. Free next day delivery apparently.

It is arriving next fúcking Thursday.

They are all ****s. Even John Lewis nowadays, it seems.

sad seens.

Now he's on no. 2. There's no way the bástard's getting here for lunchtime

They are all ****s i. You are quite correct.

[SWv2]

Yes, but my poor old knees, stripped of cartilage as they are, do not respond well to running on pavement. The bit of padding on a treadmill allows me to exercise. Hurrah for treadmills!

Well yes. I ran for a very short period a few years ago, in a gym for a period and then when the summer came I moved onto Marley Park.

Second trip out I banjaxed my achilles tendon areas and decided there and then that running was for poofs and second hand car dealers.

[Sir C]

Well yes. I ran for a very short period a few years ago, in a gym for a period and then when the summer came I moved onto Marley Park.

Second trip out I banjaxed my achilles tendon areas and decided there and then that running was for poofs and second hand car dealers.

I took up regular running some 5 years ago, and now I run 5 or 6 days a week. I confess, I find it rather exhilirating.

Plus, I am a greedy fúcker and if I didn't do plenty of exercise, given the amount I eat and drink, I'd be a 30 stone shut in within months.

[IUFG]

and now I run 5 or 6 days a week

talking of gagging for it.
You're gagging for a rather severe clutcher, sc

[Sir C]

talking of gagging for it.
You're gagging for a rather severe clutcher, sc

Surely I'm saving myself from the clutcher, i? No drugs, no fags, plenty exercise... I'm going to live forever man.

[Ash]

Ive got a new fridge freezer coming from John Lewis. Free next day delivery apparently.

It is arriving next fúcking Thursday.

They are all ****s. Even John Lewis nowadays, it seems.

sad seens.

This makes me feel better about the nightmare I had from Curry's in bleeding Tottnumb Hale. The fridge was excellent in the end though. Being able to store cans of beer vertically instead of horizontally improved life significantly. Basically I could store twice as many cans!