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Thread: Anyway, smelly man update

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You know you can just put shirts in the washing machine, right?
    That irons them as well, does it?

    You know how domesticated my glw is

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    That irons them as well, does it?

    You know how domesticated my glw is
    You could iron them yourself? Or not iron them at all. Better wrinkled than smelly.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    That irons them as well, does it?

    You know how domesticated my glw is
    Winter is here soon. No need to iron the shirt when you wear a jumper

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You could iron them yourself? Or not iron them at all. Better wrinkled than smelly.
    Iron them myself? What am I, some sort of council tenant? Wear a wrinkled shirt? What low level scum do you think I am?

    I can assure you I smell spring-meadow fresh in the usual manner.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo View Post
    Winter is here soon. No need to iron the shirt when you wear a jumper
    I don't really do jumpers. I favour a cardi. Unzipped.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Iron them myself? What am I, some sort of council tenant? Wear a wrinkled shirt? What low level scum do you think I am?

    I can assure you I smell spring-meadow fresh in the usual manner.
    I can smell you from here, you pikey.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I can smell you from here, you pikey.
    I shall have the last laugh when I'm spending my days peering out of my kitchen window at the rain, praying depserately for death to come and release me from the mind-numbing tedium of existence

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You know the chap last week who was chucking up something alarming? Well, I spent the whole weekend gearing up to take him aside to a (well-ventilated) room and telling him his future, only to come in on the Monday, have a sniff, find nothing to complain about. Indeed, at one point, he actually stuck his hand under his jumper and squirted himself with aerosol deodorant. OK, that was a bit disgusting, but believe me it was preferable to last week.

    I'm guessing someone (his missus?) told him he was reeking at the weekend and he got himself sorted out.

    Turns out that putting it off, hoping the problem went away and doing nothing is the best form of man management. wd me.

    Was it Lynx?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  9. #19
    Febreeze works a treat Albert
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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