Just did some sums on what Tucky's little mini-break at the vets is likely to cost

[Monty92]

[Burney]

Surely he's heavily insured, ffs? What kind of fúcking Jew are you, for Yahweh's sake?

[Sir C]

Surely he's heavily insured, ffs? What kind of fúcking Jew are you, for Yahweh's sake?

Think of the excess dear boy! Oy a broch!

[Burney]

Think of the excess dear boy! Oy a broch!

Yes. Also a sh1t cat with bad AIDS must have had some pretty hefty premiums. I'll bet he balked at those and now the vet's going to absolutely ream him.

[Sir C]

Yes. Also a sh1t cat with bad AIDS must have had some pretty hefty premiums. I'll bet he balked at those and now the vet's going to absolutely ream him.

Poor Sphincter is not a shít cat, he's merely a Jack Monroe-type professional victim.

You should be able to claim benefits for sick animals. Just goes to show the inequalities inherent in the capitalist system.

[Burney]

Poor Sphincter is not a shít cat, he's merely a Jack Monroe-type professional victim.

You should be able to claim benefits for sick animals. Just goes to show the inequalities inherent in the capitalist system.

You're suggesting that he's actually got Munchausen's and is merely putting on all his ailments?

[Monty92]

Yes. Also a sh1t cat with bad AIDS must have had some pretty hefty premiums. I'll bet he balked at those and now the vet's going to absolutely ream him.

There's actually a highly effective iodine therapy for hyperactive thyroid that makes the cat radioactive for a couple of weeks, so they have to be kept in solitary confinement.

£2.5k

Now, I love the fella, but not that much...

[Sir C]

There's actually a highly effective iodine therapy for hyperactive thyroid that makes the cat radioactive for a couple of weeks, so they have to be kept in solitary confinement.

£2.5k

Now, I love the fella, but not that much...

You can't put a price on love. What if your shikse was ill, would you refuse to pay to make her better?

Tight ****. Makes me sympathise with the Palestinian people.

[Burney]

There's actually a highly effective iodine therapy for hyperactive thyroid that makes the cat radioactive for a couple of weeks, so they have to be kept in solitary confinement.

£2.5k

Now, I love the fella, but not that much...

Look, I feel sorry for Tucker, but have no sympathy for you. You knowingly acquired a sh1t AIDS cat and must pay the price.

[barrybueno]

There's actually a highly effective iodine therapy for hyperactive thyroid that makes the cat radioactive for a couple of weeks, so they have to be kept in solitary confinement.

£2.5k

Now, I love the fella, but not that much...

RadioActiveCat! Shirley Hollywood's gotta be all over that? You'll make your money back 1,000 times imo