Tucky's coming home!!!!!!!!

[Burney]

It's all that surreptitious licking cream off Monty's bellend wot done it.

Poor Monty has no sensation in his bellend due to his unfortunate penile mutilation.

[Monty92]

Poor Monty has no sensation in his bellend due to his unfortunate penile mutilation.

I only told you that so as not to hurt your feelings that time.

[Burney]

I only told you that so as not to hurt your feelings that time.

It stands to reason, m. If you were to walk around with your tongue hanging out all day (like Jack Wilshere), would you expect your sense of taste to be as good as someone who keeps their tongue in their gob?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It stands to reason, m. If you were to walk around with your tongue hanging out all day (like Jack Wilshere), would you expect your sense of taste to be as good as someone who keeps their tongue in their gob?

I know they carp on about hygiene but we know the real reason for this male genital mutilation is to denude the poor boy of the greatest toy The Lord gave him; his ****ing flap.

[Monty92]

It stands to reason, m. If you were to walk around with your tongue hanging out all day (like Jack Wilshere), would you expect your sense of taste to be as good as someone who keeps their tongue in their gob?

I may or may not have been deprived sensitivity - neither of us really know. What is in little doubt, however, is that uncircumcised bellends look absolutely disgusting and what I may have lost in sensitivity I'd imagine I've gained in female attention down the years, in relation to a non-circumcised man.

So it's very much a double edged sword, so to speak, Clive.

[Burney]

I may or may not have been deprived sensitivity - neither of us really know. What is in little doubt, however, is that uncircumcised bellends look absolutely disgusting and what I may have lost in sensitivity I'd imagine I've gained in female attention down the years, in relation to a non-circumcised man.

So it's very much a double edged sword, so to speak, Clive.

M, you may give it the worldly middle-aged man bit these days, but some of us have been on here long enough to remember when your best chance of getting your hole was with your fvcking nan, so don't give me all that old pony.

[Monty92]

M, you may give it the worldly middle-aged man bit these days, but some of us have been on here long enough to remember when your best chance of getting your hole was with your fvcking nan, so don't give me all that old pony.

Nan was a wonderful lover, to be fair.

[WES]

Last night when mine tripped me up and made me knock over a chilli plant, he became 'You little black ****!'.

F*ck off, Burney you tw@t.

The entire floor looked at me like I was a mentaller when I burst out laughing at that.

[barrybueno]

Tucker. I'm certain you did know. You made Grange Hill references at the time.

He had his name when we got him. Which is probably a lucky thing given what we chose to call our daughter.

Tuckers Luck eh?