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Thread: Tucky's coming home!!!!!!!!

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    Tucky's coming home!!!!!!!!

    Fair to say a lot of tears have been shed over the last few days as we waited for what seemed to be an inevitable leukemia diagnosis.

    But the furry little fúckface is coming home, albeit with a punishing regime of lifetime medication and possibly a feeding tube for a while as well.

    But I'm gonna get to use him as my pillow for a little while yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Fair to say a lot of tears have been shed over the last few days as we waited for what seemed to be an inevitable leukemia diagnosis.

    But the furry little fúckface is coming home, albeit with a punishing regime of lifetime medication and possibly a feeding tube for a while as well.

    But I'm gonna get to use him as my pillow for a little while yet
    Is it the AIDS bringing him down, m? You best give that boy so much loves! Brrrp! Aw what a sweetypuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Fair to say a lot of tears have been shed over the last few days as we waited for what seemed to be an inevitable leukemia diagnosis.

    But the furry little fúckface is coming home, albeit with a punishing regime of lifetime medication and possibly a feeding tube for a while as well.

    But I'm gonna get to use him as my pillow for a little while yet
    I'm very pleased for you, m. I had no idea he was called 'Tucky', though. What's that about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm very pleased for you, m. I had no idea he was called 'Tucky', though. What's that about?
    Cat's names evolve organically, I think. For example, Moses was christened Moses, obviously. But Moses became Moosles, which became Mr Moosles, then morphed into Mr Noodles, and now we've ended up with Mr Fluffynoodleface

    That's just, you know, the appropriate name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Is it the AIDS bringing him down, m? You best give that boy so much loves! Brrrp! Aw what a sweetypuff!
    He lost a lot of weight and his appetite went through the roof. Turns out he has a hyperactive thyroid which because it was left untreated for quite a while led to him developing what is likely to be hepatitis. We were told to expect the worst as his white blood cell count was through the roof which indicated something insidious, but nothing showed up on the secondary tests so they reckon whatever has has can be treated with antiobiotics and thyroid tablets.

    I'm gonna cuddle him all fúcking night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    He lost a lot of weight and his appetite went through the roof. Turns out he has a hyperactive thyroid which because it was left untreated for quite a while led to him developing what is likely to be hepatitis. We were told to expect the worst as his white blood cell count was through the roof which indicated something insidious, but nothing showed up on the secondary tests so they reckon whatever has has can be treated with antiobiotics and thyroid tablets.

    I'm gonna cuddle him all fúcking night
    What a lovely boy!

    Him, not you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm very pleased for you, m. I had no idea he was called 'Tucky', though. What's that about?
    Tucker. I'm certain you did know. You made Grange Hill references at the time.

    He had his name when we got him. Which is probably a lucky thing given what we chose to call our daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    He lost a lot of weight and his appetite went through the roof. Turns out he has a hyperactive thyroid which because it was left untreated for quite a while led to him developing what is likely to be hepatitis. We were told to expect the worst as his white blood cell count was through the roof which indicated something insidious, but nothing showed up on the secondary tests so they reckon whatever has has can be treated with antiobiotics and thyroid tablets.

    I'm gonna cuddle him all fúcking night
    I hate to say it, m, but this all boils down to the fact that your cat's a bit sh1t.

    AIDS, hepatitis and a hyperactive thyroid, ffs. If he were human you wouldn't bother resuscitating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Cat's names evolve organically, I think. For example, Moses was christened Moses, obviously. But Moses became Moosles, which became Mr Moosles, then morphed into Mr Noodles, and now we've ended up with Mr Fluffynoodleface

    That's just, you know, the appropriate name.
    Tucky, Tucks, Tuck-a-Bo, Bo-Selecta, Boosy-woosy, Boosy-bumsicles, ****flaps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Cat's names evolve organically, I think. For example, Moses was christened Moses, obviously. But Moses became Moosles, which became Mr Moosles, then morphed into Mr Noodles, and now we've ended up with Mr Fluffynoodleface

    That's just, you know, the appropriate name.
    Nero is still Nero. Although he's sometimes Mr Neroo or Jawaharlal Nehru, tbf.

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