No, that's His own silly fault for choosing to spend every waking hour with the likes of Jack Wilshere and "Gibbo", rather than that absolute sauce-bottle of a wife He had.
You know, if she really loved Him, then every time He spouted His nonsense about sacrificing everything for His job, although it sounded great to us, to her it must've sounded like another angry twist of the knife.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
tit.
He'll drive sidewards a few of times, flipping east to west, before retreating back into the field just behind the cliff then he'll head towards the cliff again before veering off to the left because he thinks he sees a better suiciding opportunity only to realise it's been closed off.