Oh God I can't stand it.

[Luis Anaconda]

It was edited that way when I copied and pasted, a. My only crime is failing to check my sources or, indeed, the veracity of my story.

You're right! A career in journalism is my obvious next step!

IAHYK

[Sir C]

IAHYK

I've got a new dentist, la. He's German. HE RECKONS BERLIN IS THE HOME OF THE CURRYWURST!

What a mentalist.

[7sisters]

I've got a new dentist, la. He's German. HE RECKONS BERLIN IS THE HOME OF THE CURRYWURST!

What a mentalist.

Jesus.. Currywurst.. That’s probably where the level and interpretation of Indian cuisine would be over here, had we not had an empire.

[Luis Anaconda]

I've got a new dentist, la. He's German. HE RECKONS BERLIN IS THE HOME OF THE CURRYWURST!

What a mentalist.

Berliners are odd people - they do have a Currywurst museum though. Right by Checkpoint Charlie, of course.

How could you turn this down:


Since basically everything in the museum is interactively designed, you can touch, test and participate: virtual Currywurst making, a spice chamber with sniffing stations, a sausage sofa to relax, audio stations in ketchup-bottle shape with iconic songs about the Currywurst or an original snack bar on wheels.

[Sir C]

Jesus.. Currywurst.. That’s probably where the level and interpretation of Indian cuisine would be over here, had we not had an empire.

You can't beat a currywurst mit pommes, standing at a SchnellImbiss. It's the perfect mid-afternoon snack to tide you over until it's time for your Schweinshaxe!

[AFC East]

We're clearly going to have a long, hard season learning new tricks, so we can write this season off with a clear conscience and hope for multiple home defeats and a 16th place finish just to enrage the angry people even more than usual.

Oh yes please! The misplaced anger is the silver lining.

[Burney]

I've got a new dentist, la. He's German. HE RECKONS BERLIN IS THE HOME OF THE CURRYWURST!

What a mentalist.

I'm pretty sure he's right, tbf. I saw a programme about it.

[levancho80]

think AW should get himself an allotment. He'd love it. Although he might get sad when all his incredibly promising young plants die of frost or disease, fail to fulfil their potential or get stolen by hungry birds.

[Burney]

Berliners are odd people - they do have a Currywurst museum though. Right by Checkpoint Charlie, of course.

How could you turn this down:


Since basically everything in the museum is interactively designed, you can touch, test and participate: virtual Currywurst making, a spice chamber with sniffing stations, a sausage sofa to relax, audio stations in ketchup-bottle shape with iconic songs about the Currywurst or an original snack bar on wheels.

Do you get any..y'know...currywurst?

[Sir C]

I'm pretty sure he's right, tbf. I saw a programme about it.

Balls. The home of Currywurst is the Ruhrgebiet. I'm in the fúcking place 10 tyimes a year. I know what I see.