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    Oh God I can't stand it.

    He's a sad and lonely man. And it's all your fault, you utter, utter *******s.

    "Wenger: "You always fear a little emptiness. But I quickly organised myself in this new stage of my life, I do a lot of sport, I eat with my friends. I can sit for hours contemplating the horizon, I read everyday, right now a book by Philip Roth called 'I Married a Communist'."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He's a sad and lonely man. And it's all your fault, you utter, utter *******s.

    "Wenger: "You always fear a little emptiness. But I quickly organised myself in this new stage of my life, I do a lot of sport, I eat with my friends. I can sit for hours contemplating the horizon, I read everyday, right now a book by Philip Roth called 'I Married a Communist'."
    I read that as 'I spend most of days w@nking and crying'.

    Seriously, though, 'contemplating the horizon'? What the fvck is that about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I read that as 'I spend most of days w@nking and crying'.

    Seriously, though, 'contemplating the horizon'? What the fvck is that about?
    I thought he lived in Totteridge? What are your chances of seeing the horizon in Totteridge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I thought he lived in Totteridge? What are your chances of seeing the horizon in Totteridge?
    I don't think he's in Totteridge. I think he's sitting in his car on Beachy Head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I don't think he's in Totteridge. I think he's sitting in his car on Beachy Head.
    He sounds like a lovelorn, callow youth.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    He won't just drive his car off though will he the soppy old Cleuso sounding

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I don't think he's in Totteridge. I think he's sitting in his car on Beachy Head.
    tit.

    He'll drive sidewards a few of times, flipping east to west, before retreating back into the field just behind the cliff then he'll head towards the cliff again before veering off to the left because he thinks he sees a better suiciding opportunity only to realise it's been closed off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I thought he lived in Totteridge? What are your chances of seeing the horizon in Totteridge?
    High Barnet is close. Some top, top horizon value to be found up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I read that as 'I spend most of days w@nking and crying'.

    Seriously, though, 'contemplating the horizon'? What the fvck is that about?
    My friend is the tennis pro at a club that he's been attending recently. Apparently quite a good player (for a 60 year old).

    Anyway, he plays with a few acquaintances whom all go for coffee after playing some doubles. Arsene is the only one that never attends

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Arsene is the only one that never attends
    he'll be too busy watching Nowy Sacz v Lodz , r.

    none of that socialising bóllocks.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He's a sad and lonely man. And it's all your fault, you utter, utter *******s.

    "Wenger: "You always fear a little emptiness. But I quickly organised myself in this new stage of my life, I do a lot of sport, I eat with my friends. I can sit for hours contemplating the horizon, I read everyday, right now a book by Philip Roth called 'I Married a Communist'."
    Isn't that what retired people do?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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