Quote Originally Posted by Just Trent View Post
We'll finish 10th in the prem under this ****.
Do you mind if I just munch the eggs and throw my toys out of the pram instead?

Dick Emery doesn't look like Arsene. And we're owned by a Septic who doesn't understand the offside rule. And if AFTV is anything to go by, the fans I used to sit next to were not, as I thought outliers. All our fans are in fact cünts.

Most of the players are crap compared to almost any post-'87 team. But of the ones I do like, Kos is now old and dead, the fullbacks get no support on the flanks, Rambo won't sign a new contract, Ozil's been shîte since his payrise and Auba missed a chance my missus would have scored. That leaves Laca, who's not in the team and Mhikky who the jury's still out on.

Fück the lot of them.