Crossword clue complaint

[WES]

I mean it's one thing to do the retard crossword to fill an idle minute once you've polished off the Cryptic, but to talk about it in public - and admit you've failed! - requires a paucity of shame I simply cannot begin to comprehend.

Gosh, you must be really, really, really intelligent. You put me to shame and I feel utterly humiliated. Really I do.

Now, tell us all you know about probability theory and we can all have a good laugh at your expense.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Gosh, you must be really, really, really intelligent. You put me to shame and I feel utterly humiliated. Really I do.

Now, tell us all you know about probability theory and we can all have a good laugh at your expense.

Probability theory says "The outcome of a random event cannot be determined before it occurs."

But the quantum eraser variation on the double split experiment shows that's bøllocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6HLjpj4Nt4&t=14s

The first entangled particle know which random path its twin will take before it reaches the first of the two splitters than randomly send it in different directions.

It's fücking mind-blowing.

[Ash]

Probability theory says "The outcome of a random event cannot be determined before it occurs."

But the quantum eraser variation on the double split experiment shows that's bøllocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6HLjpj4Nt4&t=14s

The first entangled particle know which random path its twin will take before it reaches the first of the two splitters than randomly send it in different directions.

It's fücking mind-blowing.

Ah, the old non-local connectivity chestnut. Information moving freely in time-and-space? Or seemingly disparate events linked through another, invisible dimension. I prefer the latter as a conceptual model, but the first is more spooky and therefore, fun.

[Peter]

Gosh, you must be really, really, really intelligent. You put me to shame and I feel utterly humiliated. Really I do.

Now, tell us all you know about probability theory and we can all have a good laugh at your expense.

I'm **** at crosswords as well. I am not remotely ashamed of it. Some of the dullest, least interesting people I know are brilliant at them.