I have virtually bankrupted myself in purchasing a house in Wimbledon... The whole

[Rich]

Carling?

Carling?

fúck right off, r. Financially, things NEVER get so bad that Carling is considered.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[7sisters]

You'll have to buy a new lavatory seat, r. Burn the old one.

The worst I’ve witnessed are the toilets on a hospital ward. Even the floors didn’t escape the ‘decorations’

[Tony C]

Create your own YouTube channel.

Just look at the numbers you generate here but you don’t get paid for it.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

thing needs ripping out and replacing really. In a right state. I have two questions, however:

1. Which pubs in Wimbledon must I frequent?
2. Is it possible for a man to get by on just GBP600 to spend on himself per month?

Living south of the river should not cost an arm and a leg. I fear you may have been had there, Rich.