I have virtually bankrupted myself in purchasing a house in Wimbledon... The whole

[Rich]

That doesn't include booze, of course? £600 is only 30 bottles of decent claret. That's a just one bottle a day!

I'm afraid it does include booze. I'll just have to make do with a case of Carling from Asda each week.

[IUFG]

I'm afraid it does include booze. I'll just have to make do with a case of Carling from Asda each week.

Carling?

Carling?

fúck right off, r. Financially, things NEVER get so bad that Carling is considered.

[SWv2]

Food has been budgeted for separately - this is purely my beer/leisure money. But it's going to mean imposing austerity measures on myself. I might have to start buying wine from Tesco.

Best and indeed only advice I am going to give you is to try and stop being a complete ****.

[Rich]

Carling?

Carling?

fúck right off, r. Financially, things NEVER get so bad that Carling is considered.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[Rich]

Best and indeed only advice I am going to give you is to try and stop being a complete ****.

I don't think you'll find that GBP600 goes as far as it might in Ireland, SW. A family of four could probably dine out on GBP600 every day for a month in Ireland!!

[Burney]

That's not spare - that's the money I'm budgeting to do the things I like with. All of my spare cash is going to builders & kitchen/bathroom fitters (or other tradesmen that most likely won't take the boots off at the door)

HAHAHAHAHA! You're going to let them sh1t in your lavatory, aren't you? You're going to let working class men place their hairy, unwashed buttocks on your lavatory seat and void the foul contents of their bowels into the pristine porcelain that should be the sole preserve of you, your lady and your friends and family.

That stain will never wash off, r. Never.

[IUFG]

HAHAHAHAHA! You're going to let them sh1t in your lavatory, aren't you? You're going to let working class men place their hairy, unwashed buttocks on your lavatory seat and void the foul contents of their bowels into the pristine porcelain that should be the sole preserve of you, your lady and your friends and family.

That stain will never wash off, r. Never.

I appreciate the technical skills of some of the building trade, b, and indeed some of the specialist equipment they use.

Which makes it all the more mystifying why they can't work a simple, fúcking toilet brush. :shudder:

[Burney]

I appreciate the technical skills of some of the building trade, b, and indeed some of the specialist equipment they use.

Which makes it all the more mystifying why they can't work a simple, fúcking toilet brush. :shudder:

In my experience, iufg, many of them seem not to understand that lavatories flush.

[Rich]

HAHAHAHAHA! You're going to let them sh1t in your lavatory, aren't you? You're going to let working class men place their hairy, unwashed buttocks on your lavatory seat and void the foul contents of their bowels into the pristine porcelain that should be the sole preserve of you, your lady and your friends and family.

That stain will never wash off, r. Never.

:sick: One came in at the weekend (didn't remove filthy, dusty boots even though the carpets are all coming out). He had three sugars in his tea, sat on the worktop without being invited to do so and flicked ash from his cigarette on my driveway

[IUFG]

In my experience, iufg, many of them seem not to understand that lavatories flush.

I've only had builders who have left the pan looking somewhat like the approach to Druids corner.

Never leaving it like a Canadian lake