Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
We had a similar situation some years ago.

I stepped in and dealt with it by carving the offending jobbie into manageable chunks with a bread knife.

I still shudder to this day when I use that knife
Who are these people who produce huge, inhuman stools? What do they eat to achieve such prodigious faecal feats? How many days' worth of matter have to build up to produce something that size? Some of these things must feel like you're being fisted backwards, ffs! How do their arseholes cope?