Quite good when you consider that we all support Arsenal, are roughly of an age and - at least in your and my case - were both living in in South London at the time.
Mind you, other people claim falsely to have been at Anfield in 89. We claim to have been at Selhurst Park in November to watch us get turned over by Wimbledon.
I only ever went to Selhurst Park to see Crystal Palace
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."