By Karen Danczuk's cleavage I think I've found it!

[Sir C]

It's on Frenchman's Creek, for the love of God, and it comes with its own boat.

Anyone who'd like to join us for the week is more than welcome.

https://www.rockcottagecornwall.com/

[7sisters]

It's on Frenchman's Creek, for the love of God, and it comes with its own boat.

Anyone who'd like to join us for the week is more than welcome.

https://www.rockcottagecornwall.com/

That's a charming spot. I remember that bint who was once married to Paul Merton doing a programme on the Helford river a while back. I've just found an article on it, although, she'd probably be someone to avoid when on location, at least, if you're Paul Merton, I suppose.

https://www.coastmagazine.co.uk/cont...-cornwall-home

[barrybueno]

That's a charming spot. I remember that bint who was once married to Paul Merton doing a programme on the Helford river a while back. I've just found an article on it, although, she'd probably be someone to avoid when on location, at least, if you're Paul Merton, I suppose.

https://www.coastmagazine.co.uk/cont...-cornwall-home

Paul Merton should've gone to Specsavers imo

[Sir C]

That's a charming spot. I remember that bint who was once married to Paul Merton doing a programme on the Helford river a while back. I've just found an article on it, although, she'd probably be someone to avoid when on location, at least, if you're Paul Merton, I suppose.

https://www.coastmagazine.co.uk/cont...-cornwall-home

She can get to fúck. It's the crabs and the lobsters I'm interested in.

[Luis Anaconda]

It's on Frenchman's Creek, for the love of God, and it comes with its own boat.

Anyone who'd like to join us for the week is more than welcome.

https://www.rockcottagecornwall.com/

I did like Rock - we stayed here. Bit more modern but hard to find a cottage for 12

[Sir C]

I did like Rock - we stayed here. Bit more modern but hard to find a cottage for 12

I'm sure Rock's lovely, la. But it's about 50 miles away.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm sure Rock's lovely, la. But it's about 50 miles away.

Ah yes - looks lovely anyway

[Burney]

Ah yes - looks lovely anyway

For me, the big problem with Cornwall is quite how long it takes to get there. The only civilised way to get there is fly.

[Sir C]

For me, the big problem with Cornwall is quite how long it takes to get there. The only civilised way to get there is fly.

Nonsense, man. How can you carry all the kitchen equipment required if you fly? And by the time you've got to Gatwick and gone through security, flown to Exeter, got your luggage and hired a car, it's taken just as long.

The way to get there is to leave at midday on Friday, take a gentle meander as far as Yeovil or Ilminster, enjoy a night in a cosy coaching inn - the sort of place that will serve you a mixed grill or ham, egg and chips, then up at first light and complete your journey on Saturday morning.

All of this accompanied by Du Maurier on audiobook, of course.

Lovely stuff.

[barrybueno]

For me, the big problem with Cornwall is quite how long it takes to get there. The only civilised way to get there is fly.

Nah the 3 litre Granada GXL will sit comfortably at a ton all the way*


*I may have time travelled back to the 70's a bit there.