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  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, I wasn't complaining about the cooking whisky (if I'm honest, I prefer cooking whisky), it was Bell's in particular I was querying. I've always found it especially nasty. or do I mean Teacher's? The one with the gold cap?
    I think it might be Teacher's that's famously rank. I'd guzzle that shít like it's my mammy's milk.

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I think it might be Teacher's that's famously rank. I'd guzzle that shít like it's my mammy's milk.
    Yes. Now I think about it, you're right. On reflection, I have no strong feelings about Bells, but tend to prefer Grants and Famous Grouse.

    What was the quality of the sausages like?

  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. Now I think about it, you're right. On reflection, I have no strong feelings about Bells, but tend to prefer Grants and Famous Grouse.

    What was the quality of the sausages like?
    They were grim, to be fair. But I bought them from the Co-Op, so what did I expect from fúcking socialist sausages?

  4. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    With a box of cocktail sausages resting on a certain area, Sir C may well have pioneered the "Where's Wally?" trend
    Are you suggesting my winkle could be mistaken for a Co-Op cocktail sausage?

    Who's been talking?

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I once attended a buffet where some vile pervert had cooked tempura vegetables. I bit into one and it was a slice of fvcking cucumber in batter.

    The person who did that had almost certainly been through some form of catering training and at no point had anyone told him you don't deep-fry cucumbers. Unbelievable.
    .

  6. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why had Ian been prescribed speed, anyway? Which doctor would meet Ian and feel that what he needed was an artificially increased sense of self-importance?
    I did actually see him once outside the old North Bank and he positively exuded pomposity to the degree that one could almost smell the sanctimony of the man.

  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    I did actually see him once outside the old North Bank and he positively exuded pomposity to the degree that one could almost smell the sanctimony of the man.
    Was this before or after you managed to 'hose' his pocket in the stands ?

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The best part about funerals is the buffet. Deep fried snacks? Yes, I very much think so. I mean, the cocktail sausages rock, obviously, but there should also be chicken wings, cheap samosas, little spring rolls and mini scotch eggs. Basically, an Iceland party platter.
    The best part is bitches dressed in black, sooo horny imo
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  9. #39
    It really is shocking how the NHS send people back home to die.

    One of the main reasons I’m keen on Brexit.

    Spent close to 6 months with my parents in hospital (off and on) before the finally sent them back home and imo of it is — what a load of fkin horse sh*t.

    I’m not going to go into this anymore on here...it’s must my opinion based on my close observations ...maybe if we meet up for a drink you can ask me about it.

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